The Top Ten Reasons Why Someone Should Work for ICE

  1. Your self hate can be channeled elsewhere
  2. It will distract people away from how small your penis is
  3. Mask conveniently hide ugly faces
  4. Reminds you, you aren’t the biggest loser in town each time you ruin someone’s life
  5. You’ll look more muscular with all that padding
  6. You always wanted to be a Nazi
  7. Someone, besides your AI girlfriend, will finally take you seriously
  8. Your Klan hood is in the laundry
  9. People different than you are scary and make you pee a little
  10.  You’ll be able to get a lot of free sandwiches

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Dak is asked to hunt down renegade clones. His main problem, he’s dating one.

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