Environmentalism – WildernessPunk

The Top Ten Easy Ways Everyone Can Help Protect our Environment

1. Only Read Real Books.

Reading a 400 page e-book using roughly 40 times the energy as reading a printed book and printed books can be reread and shared.

2. Grow a Garden

Even vegans use 60% as much energy as the most carnivorous consumer due to transportation and growing costs. Growing a garden is the best method to combat this huge cost of food production.

3 Engage in Silence

Many of us now feel we need a podcast, music cranking from an Alexa, or a YouTube video blasting all the time. Intelligence, personality, and peace grow in silence. Also, any streamed media uses a huge amount of energy.

4. Do Whatever it Takes to Minimize Wasting Food

In the US it is estimated that some families waste up to 1/3 of the food they buy. This hurts their wallet as well as the environment. All the food the US wastes could feed Mexico and the energy used to create it could fuel 100% of the energy needs for three Tanzanias. (Also save roughly a 1000$ per person a year.)

5, Have Driving Free Days

If we all the people in the US pledged to not drive at least one day a week we would save 4 billion dollars a month and roughly 50 billion a year.

(Low ball estimate of 5 dollars a day x 4 = 20$ x 200,000,000 drivers = 4 billion$ or for you about 40$ a month and 500$ a year. No driving = sometimes as much as 3,500 a year. I didn’t drive for 19 of my adult years so 66,500$ or about 4 x what I paid for my last car.)

6. Make a Compost Pit

Any veggies you throw away have their nutrients wasted while it creates more greenhouse gases. Instead, you can make a part of your yard full of bountiful life or, of course, use this nutrient rich soil in your garden.

7. Find a Hobby Which Can Use Recycled Products

We’ve all heard of the three Rs, but what about doing these things ourselves? Preserve veggies with old jars, make art out of items once bound for the landfill, start plants in plastic containers, or my personal favorite, make Dungeons and Dragons scenery out of former trash.

8. Try to Order Things by Delivery as Seldom as Possible

I know this is a hard one for some people, but remember if you really needed something you would already have it. Plan all your future requirements so they are gathered in one trip, preferably on your way to do some other tasks and not some giant truck running 20 trips after the crap has already been shipped across the Pacific.

This goes the same for ordering food delivered. These days it costs almost twice as much as it would have if you picked it up on your way home or about 10 times as much if you made it yourself. It is also wasteful and horrible for the planet. If you shop once a week just think of each Door Dash as doubling your carbon footprint for getting food on the table.

9. Find Hobbies and Pastimes You Can Enjoy Without Wasting Resources

Not everything in life must be streamed. Social media, Netflix, online video games have huge energy costs. Our ancestors didn’t need any of this crap to be happy. Do things for fun which help the planet instead of hurt it or buy things with one and done costs, like printed books, board games, horseshoes, cooking, and bike riding. Watch out or you might even burn a few calories and get some muscle tone back.

10. Don’t Use Artificial Intelligence

AI wastes a huge amount of energy to use. Create yourself, educate yourself, come on you are better than this.

Dak is asked to hunt down renegade clones. His main problem, he’s dating one.

WildernessPunk: The Mask is Off and Fascism is Here

When I was about 16 I came to the realization our government was not to be trusted and acted accordingly. I also became an anarchist of sorts for I certainly made my own rules on what was appropriate and what wasn’t and strived to live by them. About 8 years later, I had learned more about third world exploitation and read a great deal on what fascism really was/is. In 1992 I wrote an article called Friendly Fascism in issue 7 of the underground zine C.H.A.O.S or Collected Humans Against Outdated Systems.

At the time I believed the United States was a country controlled by Fascists and would be Fascists, but back then they kept the mask on. Democrats wanted you to think of them as the party of humanitarianism and Republicans just wanted to keep government small, almost like anarchists, right?

I also knew, and I know I’ve dived into this more than a few times, that once the environment started to collapse and there were less goods for more people, the governments would turn to Fascism and do everything in its power to make sure the mega-rich could still enjoy their luxurious lifestyles while the world slowly suffered and burned.

What I didn’t expect is how quickly the mask of normalcy would come off, get tossed away, and burned. We went from getting checks to help us survive Covid to masked military invading our cities in less than 4 years.

But do you believe the United States is Fascist? Do you think the Dems will lick em’ in the midterms? Is the USA going to bounce back in a few years and inflation will chill while Generation Z starts a new middle class and begins buying up homes?

Well in case you are on the fence here are the eighteen signs a country has become fascist, all of which the United States has adopted.

Eighteen Signs You Live in a Fascist Country

Using Secret Police
Denying Reality with Constant Lies
Controlling Media
Normalizing Corruption
Rejecting Election Results
Controlling Education
Using the Military on Civilians
Appointing Incompetent Loyalists
Rewriting History
Ignoring Due Process
Labeling Minorities as Enemies
Using Fear to Gain Power
Replacing Science with Ideology
Accusing Others of Your Crimes
Protecting Criminal Loyalists
Normalizing Political Violence
Suppressing the Vote
Erasing and Faking Government Data

Think about it, really think about it. If a government is doing eighteen of the key forms of Fascism, is it Fascist?

I’m going to say yes.

I guess the question is what are we going to do about it now? Lots of people are doing many things to fight against it, but posting memes doesn’t count. Being depressed doesn’t count. Bitching and moaning doesn’t count unless you do something afterwards.

The people in the country and most others must come to some realizations and do it quickly.

Is the environment going to become more plentiful? No.
Is the middle class going to grow? No
Are the ultra greedy going to give what they have taken back? No.
Are huge percentages of the population going to suddenly wake up and turn on the overlords they idolize? No.
Is someone coming to help you? No.
Are we in trouble? Yes.

When the tanks come riding into your town are you going to be able to ride it out? When the neighbor’s children ask you for your food can you say no? When your son is drafted so we can steal the resources from another country, are you going to hide him?

I wish I had answers but I’m not sure I do. Trying to buy land with water somewhere sounds reasonable, but not everyone can do that. If they catch you living free and autonomously they will come for you if they can.

In the book, Replace the State by Sasha Davis, he strongly suggests one of the best ways to fight against a corrupt state is to develop local communities, families and individuals who can work together and help each other. Fascists can always triumph over the individual. Joining together, creating reciprocity, and doing your best to survive off the grid is a powerful first step.

A second is unplug and I mean from everything as much as you can. Not just social media, but e-books, video games, GPS, apps, and streaming. Do things with your hands. When AI takes your job and the national guard are patrolling your streets wearing masks and carrying rifles, what’s going to matter more, how many hits someone else’s meme you posted got, or that you made a better awning for your garden?

Step up, stand tall, and shout out.

We can survive this and maybe our grandchildren will be riding horses over the seas of grass.

Dak is asked to hunt down renegade clones. His main problem, he’s dating one.

The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective People

I recently wrote a piece called The Seven Habits of Highly Annoying People and I felt I didn’t get enough pushback, so I figured I would take it up a notch, while bringing the topic closer to Steven Cove’s famous book. It could be fun to just reverse what he proposed, but I figured it would be superior to shoot for something more original.

There are many things which could make a person ineffective, but I’m trying to avoid wide concepts like being lazy, wasting time, or not having real goals. Each of these subjects could be a different article or a book. I’m going for a bit more specific and things one could improve without therapy, medications, and a life coach.

Procrastination

I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say, I waited to the last minute and everything turned out better.Part of the creative process is coming up with what you need but then thinking about it, reviewing it, and making changes before you present the completed project. None of this happens if you do something last minute. The one thing doing something important at the last minute accomplishes is a high chance you won’t be able to complete it at all.

No one is impressed by seeing you waiting to the final moment and cramming. If you are doing something for them, it just looks like you don’t really care and its almost worse than doing zero. Nothing says love more than wrapping some Circle K chocolate on the way home to your anniversary.

2. Unprepared

Sure, when I was twenty it was alright to be invited to a friend’s place and find a sink full of dirty dishes, no beer in the fridge, and the only thing to eat was a spilled bag of chips in the middle of the table we needed to use. However, we should get back to showing a little class or maybe just showing off. What are you waiting for, to turn eighty and have half as many friends? Put you best boot forward and try to wow people. Don’t wait until people show up and then ask them to help you move chairs like it is a privilege to be at your place, because if you haven’t prepared, it isn’t.

Face it, people don’t want to leave their home these days. Going over to your place might be more of an obligation than a prize, so don’t fuck it up and sweep the damn floors and have some soft fucking cheese for Yig’s sake.

Saying I’m a Martha Stewart fan would be like saying the Ramones liked long songs, but there was one thing she said about hosting events at your house I took to heart. She stated everything should be done before the day of the event. If you are shopping and cleaning right up to when people walk in you feel dirty, tired, and perhaps full of resentment because these people made you work so hard. I do not care if it is a BBQ, birthday party, or hosting a poker night, be an adult and have everything prepared in advance and there better be ice in that damn cooler.

3, Don’t Listen to Experts

If you think you already know everything, I’m surprised you’ve read this far. Why would you need to read this article, watch a YouTube video, or get a book on the subject.

In this world of micro specialization, unless you are sitting on the back of a yacht, I find it almost impossible to imagine there isn’t thousands or perhaps millions of people who knows more about a subject than you. Perhaps you know 90% more than a person, but they could still open your eyes to their take on that last 10%.

No one can do it better than you? Why? Do you have some magic powers you haven’t shared? Being someone who wants to start something from zero because they know better, is like people who want to write a book but don’t read.

4. Base Your Ethics on Magick and Superstition

Religions, I’m calling you out. You aren’t some sort of de facto concept the unbrainwashed need to consider.Face it, religions are all just larger cults. They engage in Magickal thinking. People were created with Magick. Magick controls our lives. There are Magickal Gods which take our Magickal souls to a Magickal place.

Can I sell you folks some Magic Beans?

If you are basing your ethics on religions which said slavery was acceptable, like the big three Abrahamic religions, then you’ve ground to a halt before you started. Quit being a cave man. The Earth is round and rotates around the sun and your sky daddy is about as real as a hydra, unless it is to All-Father snake Yig who, by the way, said your God is fake and he is the real creator of the universe.

Prove me wrong.

5. Distance yourself from the Natural

Remember what Froggy said in Repo Man? “The more you drive the stupider you get.” I think this goes for most technology, or at least unhealthier. Each machine or device we possess removes us further from the natural and probably does its best to keep your extra pounds on.

Once you could have quietly found a meditative state raking your leaves while getting some fresh air and maintaining upper body tone, Pah, where is the fun of doing anything which doesn’t create more pollution? Let’s get a loud ass leaf blower. It burns fossil fuels, wisps away the natural environment plants need to thrive, while making all my neighbors miserable. What a win, but I saved forty minutes. Now I can scroll Instagram for two hours!

If there is such a thing as Magick in this world, it is held in the bosom of nature. The further we remove ourselves from this interaction the more psychosis will develop. Healthy minds and bodies need to embrace the outdoors.

6. Base Your Beliefs on Emotions Instead of Facts

The world isn’t a wish factory. Just because you want something to be doesn’t mean you get it. Are you a billionaire? No, and if you somehow are, fuck off. Does wishing something was true make it so with anything else? Money, health issues, family relationships, employment, does it change just because you wish it so? Why would the rest of the world do so?

You don’t like GBLTQA+ so that makes it wrong.
You think immigrants in the US commit more crimes than MAGA supporters so it makes it so.
We can give the ultra-rich our Medicare money but your life will still get better soon.
We’ll lick them next time guys. Countries aren’t spiraling toward danger. Politics will solve these problems soon. Everything is just the same ol, same ol.
Animals and the environment are not in danger so let’s put in a pool, fly all over the globe, and shut down the EPA.

How can anyone expect things to work out when they turn a blind eye to what is real. You may not think its true but reality can give you a slap down no matter what you believe.

7. Spend your time watching other people make money

Every time you watch a movie, binge a television show, scroll through Facebook, or indulge in YouTube you are just watching someone making money, or at least trying to, while you erase a few hours of life and fail to burn off a few calories.

Video games are pretty much the same. Sure, they are fun but you are paying for their new car with the hours of your life, and when you are finally done, they are a bit richer and you are closer to death, a little poorer, and a tad more out of shape.

Some people try to create for themselves or maybe think of a new project which could make some positive change in their lives, while others just burn electricity watching other people live their lives instead of improving your own. Other’s experiences and imaginations aren’t yours. Shut of the glowing rectangle and make create your own scenes, situations, and adventures.

Thanks for listening and may all the magic snakes bless you.

Dak is asked to hunt down renegade clones. His main problem, he’s dating one.

WildernessPunk: Mule Creek

Been a rough week.

Years from now this will just be a crazy week we vaguely remember, except for the families of the people our president illegally murdered to help bury the largest protest the US had ever seen. For us now, we are living it. Should we be angry and fight against the polished shoes of fascism, or should we be clinging to our personal norm?

Still, what can we do daily? Does reminding our closest peeps what a shitshow our country is on Facebook each day matter? Is it preaching to a choir or just beating people on the head? “Guess what, the administration is evil.”

“Yeh bro, I think we know.”

No one hasn’t made up their mind by now. If you find someone, I’ll by them a beer and then Title-36 them.

Instead of planning to topple my regional headquarters of ICE, I’m prepping to take my boys up into the mountains surrounding Mule Creek New Mexico, so I guess I’m sticking to norms, unless going to Mule Creek isn’t normal. I suppose I’ll figure it out.

***

Yeah Mule Creek wasn’t too normal. Funny thing about the internet and maybe AI. I Youtube searched for Mule Creek New Mexico. First hit was the top 10 restaurants in Mule Creek. I stopped watched halfway through because A) I have already seen enough to satisfy any normal appetite and B) I knew it had to be non-sense and it was. You can’t even get a warm glass of water there. There were also videos about Obsidian Ridge. I saw no evidence of such or anything approaching a road or sign. So much for the innerwebs I guess. With AI it’s just a well of BS now.

Better news was finding a forest of tall ponderosa trees just begging to be camped under which I can get to from my doorstep in the scorching desert to a tent spot in less than 3 hours. So better than Flagstaff and with, even better, no Phoenix to drive through. After that we ran into forest fires and problems, but if I wanted to bum people I out would just get you to think about where our country is headed…oops.

Let’s circle back to what a normal person is expected to do when your government is evil. In my eyes it’s always been pretty fucking evil, the curtain is just pulled back now. Some people say tRump has riled up hatred, really? We never had hatred before. Have you heard of the KKK, indigenous genocide, how about slavery? Please, we must face the facts, about one in three people are, well sorta, fukin evil. Either that or so easily misled and brainwashed, it has made them follow an evil paradigm.

How do we fix this? Can We? Education and travel usually work well, but I’m sure you noticed the Make America Evil Again gang is doing everything they can to condemn education.

Still, is converting the misled what we should be doing? It might seem fun, but it is a lot of work and mostly doesn’t work. When you are sitting in your home it’s hard to engage with what you could do to combat the growing fascism in the USA. Should I turn down the thermostat, paint a sign, or write my congressman? Screw it, I’m making a sandwich.

But again, is this what we should be doing? Am I still allowed to post a pic of my cat when our county is behaving in an evil manner and destroying lives right in front of us? I bet you think the Germans living under Hitler should have been doing more than talking about the weather. Should I fight back or is my mental health and my family’s where I should focus my efforts?

Am I asking too many questions while providing no answers?

I guess it comes down to making sure we remember what the decent parts of life are. The world could be looked at as a swirling cauldron of hate and misery, but it is also full of hope, love, and beauty. There would be no reason to fight if there was only the shitstorm.

Sometimes living well is the best revenge. Show people your choices led to a fulfilled life and assisted you in raising healthy children. Lead by example and remember Talk – Action = Zero.

Things we can do to help save the World, our County, and our Sanity:

Research how much energy/waste your habits and hobbies cost and act accordingly
Buy less and boycott billionaire brands
Compost and grow a garden
Dumpster dive and reuse instead of buying new
Support local
Do your best to waste as little food as possible
Tackle political issues in a one on one manner in person
Pretend your cell can’t get online
Wake up at 6am each day
Avoid the internet and social media
Determine your sleep needs and then stick to it
Point out evil when you see it
Live like a Warrior fighting for their future
Don’t embrace hate
See beyond the binary talking heads of politics to the real issue
Do everything and anything you can which isn’t plugged in
Fuck AI

Just a few ideas. What do you think? Did I miss something important to you?

See you behind the dumpster while I’m loading discarded pallets.

Dak is asked to hunt down renegade clones. His main problem, he’s dating one.

WildernessPunk: Propaganda, Falsehoods, and Lies

I’m not setting out to write some whiny article about why I’m mad about being lied to or to point out how the United States’ government currently has a foundation built on falsehoods. Instead, I’d like to dive into why some people tend to believe all sorts of nonsense they are told, as long as it is spewed by the right pairs of lips, while others hesitate to make important decisions and use logic and critical thinking to attempt to ensure the choices they make are as sound as possible.

I think many people have experienced situations where a speaker is obviously spouting lies and spattering people with his toxic imagination. You, the listener, find these lies painfully easy to disregard as falsehoods, but crowds of people are cheering and discussing the fabrications as facts later.

So why does it happen? Why do some people swallow the nonsense with vapid glee, while others walk away scratching their head wondering how even a single individual could believe such inaccurate ramblings?

Reasons why people might believe obvious falsehoods

They respect the liar
They were raised in religious environments where impossible fables are accepted as facts
Lack of education
Apathy
Failure to research things they find important
The lie reinforces what they already believe
The lie reinforces what they want to believe
Failure to develop critical thinking skills
Not reading
Emotions and beliefs are seen as more important than facts
The lies reinforce types of hate which they feel elevate their self-worth by making them feel superior to others
The lies might help them make money or get a mate
They suffer from one or more forms of mental illness

With these causes in mind, we have a chance to understand why someone might believe statements which others find laughable dribble. Another aspect of lying which benefits the liar is engaging in a consistent approach. Could you imagine Barak Obama talking about hope and elevating the American people and then suddenly switching gears and diving into how he must flush his toilet twelve times? Yet when tRump discusses such ridiculous notions, it doesn’t mess with his flow of speech because it is just as worthless and stupid as the thing he said before it and what he will ramble on about afterward.

This would also occur in some places like churches. If someone just told you about how a divine being rained fire down from the heavens to kill hundreds of innocent people, and you believed it was true, why wouldn’t you believe this divine power was also concerned which bathrooms humans used? Since neither make any logical or coherent sense, they become equalized in their embrace of irrationality.

I discussed why people might accept lies, but while some open their mouths to be fed obvious gobbledygook by the shovelful, others discard such fabrications with ease. I could make a list of why this might be, but much of it will simply be the opposite of what I outlined above. Things such as having an open mind, engaging in critical thinking, and being well read are good starters.

All this is fine and good, but I think there is one attribute which stands miles above the others and this is the strength to accept you could be wrong about a subject and possess the ability to change one’s mind.

Think about how much better life would be for all of us if people could put their pride aside and not always assume they are correct on every issue. The jails and prisons would certainly have less inmates if the false sense of pride could have been removed from many people.

“I’m not going to stand for being disrespected!” Why because working at Jiffy Lube makes you infallible? “I’m perfect and can never be wrong!” Why because you got Cs in high school? Why is it so many people are bursting with pride over nothing more than being the 9,786,456,236^th person to work hard during their life or make a family? “I haven’t read a book in five years and get most of my news from Facebook, but it’s inconceivable I could be wrong about anything.”

Where do such thoughts come from? Why do many of the people who have done the least have the most swollen pride? Perhaps all they have is the feeling I don’t take crap from anyone. Still not taking gruff isn’t the same thing as believing one is always correct, but at times they do appear related. Many have often stated the more educated in a subject you are, the more you realize what you don’t know. Perhaps the inverse is also true. The less you know about a subject the more certain you are right about what you know about it.

You can see this often during man on the street interviews where people tell you they are against things such as Critical Race Theory, but then are unable to define what CRT is.

So how can we solve this? I’d tell people to have an open mind, be able to admit you are wrong, and be open to changing one’s opinion. The problem is the people who can’t do these things won’t be reading this or anything like it.

The only real answer is for each free thinker to do their best to help a few people evolve to stronger ways of thinking as we travel on our paths through life. Most who need this advice will resist you, but you might help a handful of people along the way and one can hope they will pass these values onto their offspring and over time humanity has a chance to improve.

Remember less than two hundred years ago half the population thought slavery was acceptable. Some races and even woman weren’t allowed to vote until very recently. Every year the percentage of people rejecting primitive religions is increasing. Humanism is winning, but these things take time and there will always be backsliding and with the weakened environment creating more economic hardships for individuals and families, we might see a lot of two steps back.

As the environment collapses, the mega rich grab a larger percentage of family’s income, and fascists fight to control the people easily influenced with hate, the free thinkers have a hard road ahead of them, but this has never stopped the real heroes, and if you can put away your pride and admit you might be wrong about a subject, one of these heroes is you.

You can grab a Taste of my fiction here Can Dak be a detective and Anarchist at the same time?

WildernessPunk: Predictions

Alright, you alright?

Looks like before the crumbling environment takes us with it, the fascists are having a go so they can milk the cream out of this dying cow and enjoy the last drops before the flies start buzzing. Yet, whether you are pro tRump, or think he ushers in totalitarianism like an 80 IQ Hitler, this article will apply to you, although with a different implication.

During the 2024 election cycle the cult of tRump was fond of using their magical thinking to state Biden and the democrats raised inflation, let in a massive amount of immigrants, and did other actions which made it harder for US citizens to survive.

What I am going to do in this article is to create a baseline of data regarding some hot topics and two years from now we will compare the next administration and see where they measure up in the future compared to where we were in July of 2023. It might be harder to get accurate data in the future, but I will try my best.

Then, just for fun, we’ll compare a few current stats to some pre-covid tRump figures from 2019.

Prediction Categories:

Inflation

Unemployment

Immigration Numbers

Median Income

GDP

Violent Crime

Tax Rate

Hate Crimes

Off the cuff, I will predict all these figures will increase, except immigration numbers. The GDP and Median Income will decrease. All the noise about improving the economy were just empty words used to help tRump and the Republicans win. As soon as they gain control, the rich will grab a higher percentage of profits while they throw their followers under the bus. This will feed the fires of their indignation and lead to a big jump in violence.

Just for some preemptive perspective I will now compare the stats of my categories near the end of the last two administrations. Again, I use pre-covid stats to keep it fair so let us review how 2019 compared to 2023.

Note: When possible, I will be taking the stats from July in each of the respective years.

2019 2023

Inflation 1.7 3.2

Unemployment 3.7 3.5

Immigration 2893 2748

Illegal Im. 50,000 120,000

Median Income 31,133 37,585

GDP 21,521.4 27,356.4

Violent Crime 19 per 100,000 22 per 100,000 (2022)

Tax Rate 40.8 40.8

Hate Crimes 8,812 13,857

These are some interesting stats to look at. Obviously, Biden was not knocking it out of the White House parking lot here. Some surprises were more legal immigrants during tRump. Some bad news for Democrats would be the increase in Violent and Hate Crimes, perhaps some people were more inclined to commit crimes when their leader is not in office, but this is just armchair conjecture. Looking over some of the statistics sites I realized there could be some delay so if I want data from July of 2026 I might have to wait a few months or even a year, This means I cannot guarantee when the second half of this article will come out but hopefully you can still afford your WIFI by then.

You can grab a little of my fiction here

WildernessPunk: The Adult Quiz

What does it take to be an adult? If you think it only means being older than 18 then you probably aren’t one. I’m sure everyone has their own answer and definition. People with different backgrounds and ages would list off various requirements. This is not touching on how other cultures might view this transition.

In this article, I’ll be focusing primarily on the cultures within the United States and sticking to the outlooks of the people currently living here in this year of the Current Era 2024. Obviously, what made someone an adult in 1200 CE or 12000 BCE would be so different from what we view today we would be hard pressed to draw many parallels.

Instead of going over the outs and ins of being an adult, I’m going to jump into the quiz. Before I start there is going to be something on this list which will anger almost everyone who reads it. Perhaps some will think I give too many points for certain things. Maybe there will be things I haven’t included which you think I should. In general, I am giving more weight to accomplishments over experiences. Going to Europe on vacation may help someone feel more confident and self-reliant, but I went to Europe as a child, and it didn’t suddenly make me an adult.

Something I’d rather not glorify is doing jail time. In many ways this might force you to grow up fast but I’m going to exclude this one. If you feel it is needed for you, give yourself 10 points for spending a few nights in jail, 50 per year in jail and a 100 for each year of hard time.

The instructions are simple. Just read through the categories and give yourself the indicated points for each of these things you have done. There will be a grading matrix at the end.

Finally, the Point Reduction section is optional but if you are comparing with another make sure you are each making the same decisions.

The Wildernesspunk Adult Quiz

Life Milestones

200 Points for being in a successful happy marriage
50 Per extra marriage
20 Points for each divorce
20 Points for each year you have taken care a child, for every child under 18, in your home
10 Points per year, for each child you split custody with
10 Points for being a step parent of a child who lives with you per year per child
20 points for being a step parent for a child no longer living at home
20 points for every year you have not lived with your parents
10 points for every year you have lived outside your parent’s home without having roommates
100 points if you own your home
20 points per car you have paid off and still own
10 points per year of your longest employment with a single company
Bonus 10 points per 10,000$ you are currently making a year
150 Point for getting a PHD
100 points for getting your Master’s Degree
50 points for a Bachelors
100 points for surviving being homeless
100 Points for quitting each drug you were once addicted to
1 point per hundred miles for the longest road trip you took without your parents (One way)
2 points per night for the longest camping trip you have ever been on
1 Point per 100 miles for the longest distance you have been away from home when you are not living with your parents

Creative Milestones

10 points per year for the longest band/orchestra you have been a member of
5 points for each additional band/orchestra you were in which lasted longer than a year
20 points for each real art show you have displayed in
20 points for each published novel
10 Points for each self-published novel
20 points for running of some type of creative group which has lasted longer than a year
10 points for being a member of a creative group which lasts longer than a year
20 Points for any serious acting/dance performance you have participated in
10 Points for any creative project you were a part of per year
10 Points for every thousand dollars you have made through a creative project

10 Points for each sports team you have been a member of (after high school) for longer than a year
10 Points for every thousand dollars you have made through playing a sport
1 Point for every 100$ you have saved by building something yourself
1 Point for every 100$ you have saved by growing your own food
1 Point for every 100$ you have saved by repairing something you paid for
10 Points per book for the average number of books you read a year

Responsibility Milestones

100 Points for each tour in the military
200 per tour if you were involved in armed conflict
100 Points for helping a loved one through a serious health problem
100 Points for helping a loved one through a serious mental illness or disability
100 Points per year for helping a person with a disability in your home
20 points for each year you have helped a child with college/professional school
10 Points per hundred dollars you spend a month to support children who live outside of your home
10 points per year you have been a successful pet owner
10 Points per 10 miles you commute to work or run errands without driving
10 Points for every hundred pounds less of a cardon footprint you create under 3000 pounds
10 points for every month you went for the last year without ordering a product online

Point Reductions

– 10 points per hour for each hour on average you play video games each week
– 10 points per 100$ your parents pay for you in any manner each month
– 50 Points if you do not recycle
– 10 Points for each use of a restaurant over two on an average week
– 10 Points for each time you had to move over the last ten years

Grading System

Under 0 = Can you at least take your own trash out of the basement

1 – 300 = You have got to stop hanging out with the high school kids

301 – 600 = Don’t worry you’ll met a nice partner one day

601 – 1000 = Sorry I’m too busy to help you move again

1001 – 1400 = This is a nice place you have

1401 – 1800 = Cool Library, my friend

1801 – 2200 = So I’m looking for people interested in buying some land

2201 – 2600 = Can you give me some advice

2601 – 3000 = I’m proud of you

3000+ = Who’s a rock star

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WildernessPunk: So Great It Doesn’t Work

Does more advanced technology make your life better than the generation who died before they could enjoy it? Do you think you have it better than your grandfather or mother? “My grandfather may have owned a nice house on 2 acres of land, but I get to play Halo on my Xbox XII with my seven roommates.”

What is more important and what really does make a life better and more enjoyed? Don’t get me wrong, technological advancements can make your life superior. What we tend to think of as simple things like running water, electricity, trash pick up, and heating/cooling, aren’t so simple at all. Go back five hundred years and the richest king in Europe would still have none of these (maybe trash pick up). Go back a hundred years and maybe they existed but I bet your great grandparents didn’t have them.

When you think about it, we could have stopped there. Health and happiness would be possible and this would give us the free time to expand our minds and work on projects other than hauling water up a hill for seven hours. But like humans are apt to do, little advances kept happening. Common things like washing machines, garbage disposals, and microwaves went from being coveted to expected. Records became CDs which became Ipods and transferred to streaming. Phones went from something you needed an operator’s help with to a computer in your pocket.

As technology improved it took up more of our lives. Where once someone was saving an hour of labor by using a washing machine soon those hours or more would be spent staring at the original rectangle, television. I’d be willing to bet my next five tax returns that for the average number of folks in the country, technology takes up more time than it saves.

If I were to ask you what your baseline technology needs are? What would you say?

As mentioned before, water, electricity, trash pick up, and heating and cooling would probably make it on there. That would be my to go to, I have lived with less, often for years. But I’m asking you.

Are the following unneeded luxuries or part of your baseline needs:

Television with DVDs Only
Washing Machine
Microwave
Land Line
Garbage Disposal
Stereo
Streaming Networks
Horticultural Drip Systems
Exercise Equipment
Alea
Computer
Laptop
Cell Phone
Blue Tooth
Video Game Consoles
Adjustable Lighting
Online Shopping
Room to Room music controls
Digital Controls for all electronic devices

This is so high tech it doesn’t Work

I would like to discuss something else before we close. Let’s start with a personal event I’m still dealing with as these words group together. In the new place we moved into apparently a previous owner decided he should put in a drip system all over every part of the back yard. Sure, he could carry buckets to his plants or water them with a hose, but that might conserve water, he could enjoy the very plants he’s watering, or the work could help him burn off a few pounds and we wouldn’t want that.

So now, this advanced technology has of course broken down to the point we have to shut off the water to the whole house or have a water bill which would cost more than a Whole Foods shopping spree. So the technology is so advanced nothing works.

It used to be a replacing a car stereo was a simple endeavor. Hell, I even did it alone once. My CD player died recently and I was informed, due to the dashboard computer system in my car I have never personally given any attention to or used, it would cost 2,000$ to replace. Again, wow this technology is so good it will never work again, nice job. (My solution was the buy a 50$ boombox and just play the CDs on that.)

When I was a kid, my turntable broke and I fixed it with a rubber band I used for my braces. Try doing that with an Alexa. My wife got a new job and wasn’t able to access her paychecks for months because they only put the money into some weird bank system which she tried to set up a few times and it failed. Wow it was so high tech she could work a job for 60 hours a week and not get paid for months, that’s some really impressive technology. So advanced no one can use it. Smart.

I bet if I asked you might have a few stories you could add to this list.

What would happen, if a hacker shut off the grid or the web goes down. I guess we won’t have phones, television, or music or at least most people won’t. Personally, I still have 500 DVDs, so if the grid ever goes down, I’m going to open up a solar energy movie house, so if you guys want to see some classic horror movies you had better start saving your canned goods now because it will be one can per showing. Just like in A Boy and His Dog. Hey, do I have that movie? I’d better get it before the grid goes down or none of us will ever see it again.

But don’t worry you’ll be able to find me by the sound of my blasting cassette tapes.

Alex Bone

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WildernessPunk: Heat Gave

A few days ago, I did an odd thing, an activity most people my age and living in this desert city would think half crazed. I had to drop off my vehicle, ‘The Flagon Wagon,’ at the mechanic which was roughly five miles downhill from my place, ‘The Bone Manor.’

This was more of an upscale place which would drive you back to your place if you needed them to. My wonderful wife would have certainly gone with me or picked me up as well.

For some reason, to be honest I wasn’t completely sure at the time, but I made no arrangement to schedule a ride or be picked up.

Was I trying to test myself? Perhaps I wanted to embrace the heat of Tucson on the hottest day of the summer. Maybe I wanted to see what it’s like for the sad homeless who can’t escape this town even when the heat radiates into a furnace where every hot breath entering your lungs brings you closer to heat stroke.

Most likely, it was a mix of all three.

Also, since I wasn’t going to have my car for a while, I stopped at a store and filled up my backpack, you know, just to make it easier.

I walked by dozens of homeless on my travels. A hard 90 minutes for me, but a long agonizing day for them. Yet even those 90 minutes came to call on me. The heat blasted off the pavement and baked me as I put some grit into my step. Soon I realized my usual powerwalking might get me in trouble and I had to slow my pace. Stay more in line with the tortoise, the chuckwalla, and the indigent. Each of us slowly moving through the waves of heat with only scraps of shade provided by the occasional cactus and gnarled mesquite tree.

How is it we can drive by the homeless on our way to the store, with money stuffed plastic and riding comfortably in airconditioned machines worth more than any ten of them consume in a year, without it crushing our spirit? Maybe some of us pass the blame onto those without housing. It is their fault, laziness, maligned lifestyles, and unusually hard luck has taken them down. Perhaps a few of us think they are getting what they deserve-reaping what they have sown.

Some people try to help. A donated dollar here and there. Donating time or money to agencies. Others even assist the homeless as a profession. Knowing these agencies, which our taxes pays for, helps reduce our obligations. “Someone will take care of them.” Whatever helps us rationalize the guilt as we cruise past them to buy more food and comforts or work at a place which helps insure we never end up like the poor bastards we zoom by.

My boys and I hand out Rice Krispy Treats when we get the chance. Nobody has ever turned one down.

It makes sense to see the homeless here in Tucson during the winter. If you lived in a colder region, why wouldn’t you try to migrate here? Why remain in a place which could kill you when you can enjoy mild days and survivable nights? But why are people still here now? This time of year, the heat can kill. Anyplace would be better than here.

Why can’t they escape?

Maybe they don’t want to.

A dozen species of mammals and hundreds of types of reptiles and birds remain in the southwest throughout the summer. The desert has been their home long before our hairy little ancestors discovered fire. Why should humans be different?

Shouldn’t we try to escape if we can? Like I said in the last article, only the ultra rich and some of the homeless poor are free to move as they please. Whether it is having the capital to do well… anything, or the questionable advantage of having no strings or ties to anything which could make us free.

I wouldn’t stay in northern Alaska over the winter if I was homeless, so why do they remain here? I pass by another cluster of homeless men. They ask me for a smoke but when I say I don’t have one they leave it at that. Perhaps they think I am one of them, but probably not. I’m too pale and don’t have the dusty sun scarred faces these men possess.

Like the half-arsed anthropologist I am, I continue, just dipping into the daylong blaze they consider life. Yet even this exposure thanks its toil. My ten mile a day bike rides in Flagstaff have become well prepared dinners and luxuries here in Tucson. It’s easy to say, I’ve never had it as good as I do now. I can eat well and possess the supplies to prepare for something like this which is a good thing for my older body begins to feel the pressure of my pack as I move through the building heat.

It’s supposed to reach a 112 today. Not as bad as some places but hotter than most. People talk about humidity and I know it can make situations more deadly, but there is still something about this ‘Dry Heat.’ There is a certain lifelessness here. Every plant you see is either dead or slowly dying. Fingers and feet turn dry and crack. Tempers flare and hot vehicles cover parking lots full of stains which the rains won’t wash away for weeks.

Before I reached the final nine lanes of traffic I must cross, I sense a tugging twinge. I feel the same as I did twenty or thirty years ago, but my body gives me a little indication it’s less happy about my trek. Just a little whisper of a quickened breath and shift in my shoulder. I’ve been trapped in the summer desert before and only escaped through careful strides and thoughtful rests.

Waiting for the light brings some relief but I’m sweating so much under my Stetson, I have to wipe my eyes clean every minute. After crossing, its uphill for about a mile all the while the cars rip by on the blacktop which pounds into me with its reflective heat.

What might the drivers think of me? Do they see me as a lonely man out in the impossible heat with all his possessions crammed into my heavy backpack. This was me eight years ago, but I bet it would surprise them if they discovered I now live in a house probably nicer than most of them.

Letting them move as they will, I’m forced to slow my pace as the heat takes its toll. I know a shady place to rest once the hill levels off and I’m almost back to my air conditioned haven. Businesses dot my side of the road. Dentists, real estate agents, and spas line up like kids waiting for the bus. Would they give me a glass of water if I asked? How often do they look out over their cold drinks to see tired men shamble by?

Pressing on, I reach the crest after the heat has almost beaten me and enjoy a seat in the shade. Close now. Perhaps half a mile to go. What if this shade was the best I could hope for? What if there were so many of us there was no room left in the shade?

The number of homeless will only continue to rise in this country and around the world as resources dwindle and the price of limited housing grows ever higher. Perhaps one day there will be more homeless than homed as the mega rich horde half of the world’s incomes and buy up all the land they can.

I’ll tell you what you see when you look out your window at the sunburned man on the side of the road. You’re seeing the future and baby for most people it’s going to be a nightmare we couldn’t wrap our heads around.

Sometimes I wonder if I should be doing everything I can every moment to prep for this with my family and friends or relax by being part of the last generation to enjoy a cold one before they are gone.

What do you think?

Thanks for listening feel free to add your take below

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WildernessPunk: What’s Up

I was thinking about how I started WildernessPunk eight, wow, eight years ago. Back then I had lost my boys, my job and everything I owned. I was living out of my backpack and spending most of my nights in the forest. Also, back when I began writing WildernessPunk, it was more of a journal in many respects. I spoke of my daily trails and tribs as well as my numerous travels and adventures, for as I have often said, the people who enjoy the greatest freedoms are the ultra rich and the poor with no strings and obligations.

While I was thinking about how WildernessPunk was originally more personal, I wondered if I could make it so again, but then realized for the present, at least, it remains a poor idea. It isn’t like I don’t have loads of fun and excitement or at least I feel like I do, it just seems like, despite its high points, my life has drifted back into more of the mainstream. Yep, that’s what taking care of two kids full time will do to you.

This in turn got me thinking about social interactions. Have you ever had someone ask you, “Hey, what have you been up to,” and have a hard time answering? You feel like you’re busy and doing a lot, but when someone asks you for a highlight, you realize you can’t think of anything notable enough to answer. You end up scrapping through the last two weeks to try to find something new to discuss or a funny story to tell, but they seem lackluster.

I like to think of myself as a stand up, interesting, funny, and exciting guy. On the day to day, I’m always busy, rarely doing anything like watching television or the like except maybe the last hour of the day while I’m winding down. I haven’t played a video game in 23 years and have started new and continued with many of my older hobbies. I stay creative starting and finishing projects and attempt to help others do the same.

Still, the most productive day in the world can sound boring to your buddy.

AB: “I had a rocking day yesterday. I wrote seven pages and finished a new awning.”

Buddy: “Nice.”

Perhaps it comes down to, and part of me thinks this is sad, human interactions. Humans like hearing about humans. They don’t want to hear too much about a cool lizard you saw, or how you turned a sofa into a table, they usually find the argument you heard in the Safeway parking lot more interesting.

What is interesting anyway? I guess we all think different things are interesting. But even if poker might be one of your favorite things in the world, but you might still not want to listen to another ‘bad beat’ story. Let’s try to break down what might be the general things which most people could consider an interesting topic to discuss.

Ear Perking Topics:

Humor
Stories involving aggression
Relationship tales, but usually the worse the better
Bad luck and injury tales
Crime and drug stories
Politics and ‘us versus them’ rhetoric
And I guess I have to include sports

Think about what sort of things are popular on the various plastic rectangles we stare at. People like supernatural and fantasy shows, true crime, comedies, action, and drama. For most of us these things happen between never and rarely, except for drama and when it comes to our own lives, we usually don’t want it.

One might mention reality shows or all the social media folks just focusing on how great they are. However, things like reality shows are usually just showing the 30 minutes high(low)lights from 168 hours of filming multiple people. Influencers are just giving people 30 second soundbites before they head off to bury their heads in their plastic rectangles for the next four hours.

So how does the modern person overcome this lacklusterness? Being a good story teller helps. I can make my wife laugh by telling her what happened to me in the grocery store line. In general, there is not automatic solution but I do have a remedy of sorts.

I believe the more you do, and getting out of your home is usually better than remaining there for this, the more you have a chance of having something interesting happen to you. Think about it. How interesting is it talking to somebody about how you wasted the last few days of your life on a chair staring at plastic while playing video games, streaming shows, or binging social media. You might have seen a tight movie or really enjoyed a game, but how interesting are those forty hours of video games going to be for anyone listening to you describe it?

Compare this too real world experiences which are usually novel, sometimes exciting, and quite often funny. I’m not saying your trip to Safeway will make your friend laugh every time, but you’re probably more likely to view something weird there than sitting in your chair. Seeing the guy kick his cell phone down the produce alle might not be Game of Thrones, but it was something you saw with your own eyes and it was real. Truth isn’t stranger than fiction, but it does have a lower bar.

Thanks for listening, now go get some air.

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