Tag: Dungeons and Dragons

The Top Ten Reasons Role Playing Gamers are More Prepared Than You


  1. They are used to facing down fascist totalitarian overlords
  2. Gamers spend whole days dealing with hidden surprises trying to tear out their throats
  3. Sooner than later huge groups of guards are hunting them down
  4. Each day they are living through an apocalypse with limited supplies
  5. Gamers understand life is usually a handful of allies vs an almost unconquerable state
  6. They never use their real names
  7. Disguises and infiltration are smarter than always fighting
  8. RPGers always have snacks
  9. They can have fun for hours without spending a dime
  10.  Rolling their 30 year old dice isn’t melting the icecaps

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Dak is asked to hunt down renegade clones. His main problem, he’s dating one.

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