WildernessPunk- Drinking Games

I’ve made a few drinking games in my time, but for WildernessPunk, I’m going for the extra six-pack and designing three drinking games for the price of none. But hey, perhaps you can buy me a pint the next time you see me walking in the sun.

Why three? Well, it’s a simple answer, I don’t know where you’ll be drinking and as far as I’m concerned there are only three real drinking zones on this Earth.

This Planet’s Drinking Zones:

• Inside a building
• Outside in a populated area
• Outside in the Wilderness

If you can think of a different zone let me know.

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Also keep in mind different areas and regions have odd things you can quickly add to these lists, which I certainly think you should print up and bring with you wherever you go. For instance, when I was recently in Aspen there were a few electric blue shorts here and there and they go added to the list for our, Aspen Brewing Drinking Game, Genocide and I made up on the spot.

Some people think drinking games are only for bored knuckleheads trying to drink fast before they return to dull lives and abusive relationships, but no, such is not the case. Couples and groups of friends can have a lot of fun and more than a few laughs, while playing these games. Just make sure you bring enough cash and don’t plan to drive afterwards.

A final note:

Each list has 17 triggers for drinking but also the space for you to add three of your own. Many different places have more unique occurrences you may wish to add. Such things as skies in a tavern or moose out the window are very fun to add in some places but would seem silly in others. So, feel free to fill them in or add even more.

Also are there any huge things I forgot, please comment below so I can add them to my own games.

Thanks

Alex Bone

Indoor Drinking Game

1. Someone brings in an animal. Two drinks if they are not allowed.
2. Something breaks or spills
3. A person comes in, looks around, and leaves
4. Someone you know arrives
5. An individual is hitting on another, two drinks if it fails
6. You get a free drink
7. Someone tells you how they have figured it all out
8. Someone brings a bike inside the building
9. Anyone talking or texting on a cell phone while their date watches
10. Two drinks if both are on their cell phone
11. Any super drunk move witnessed
12. Lover’s spat
13. Anyone sneezes, pukes, or falls
14. Public Display of Affection
15. You make an employee laugh
16. Someone tries to order a domestic swag lager at a brewery
17. Ball comes off a pool table, dart hits the floor, etc

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Urban Outside Drinking Game (Patio)

1. Any vehicle tire hits a curb
2. You get to pet a dog (Everyone Drinks)
3. Anyone talking on a blue tooth
4. People walk by in matching clothing
5. Anyone dressed for work
6. When you can feel the bass of a car driving by
7. Anyone asks you for money
8. Someone you know walks by
9. Anyone talks about river rafting, mountain biking, or climbing
10. White pants
11. Someone gets another’s cell number
12. Someone takes a selfie or a picture of their food
13. The first time you see any species of animal
14. Anyone says, “I love you man. (bro)”
15. Anyone helps another person
16. Any weather change
17. You talk to a child who was not with your group

 Wilderness Drinking Game

1. Get stung
2. Someone comes back on a wood run
3. Dog fight
4. New vehicle arrives
5. The first time someone plays frisbee golf, horseshoes, or cornhole
6. Anything breaks
7. Anyone falls or knocks something over
8. Food is burnt or dropped into the fire
9. See another human go by
10. A camper is threatened by an animal
11. Sunburned
12. Lose something (Group Drink)
13. Someone is doing yoga, knitting, artwork, photography, or filming a video
14. A person gets wet
15. Someone runs out of beer, everyone else drinks
16. You see human blood
17. Each time a person goes to bed

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